What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:17

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
F1 in Spain: Now that was a lapse in judgment - Ars Technica
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.